Eat a Separatist

Think "evil Ukrainians" only eat Russian-speaking babies? No. Either it is not baby season or our warriors' appetites are growing, but recently a funny story was told about how at one of the checkpoints controlled by the AFU, the guys asked their superiors to eat a live separatist.

“На блокпосту прибился Гусь. Назвали его Сепаром. по рации - Мы сепара поймали, мы его съедим? (A Goose showed up at the checkpoint. We called him Separ. Over the radio – We caught a sep, are we going to eat him?)

Буряты услышали и дезертировали из ополчения», - рассказывают парни. (The Buryats heard and deserted from the militia, the guys say.)

 True, the ranks of Buryats in Donbas have not been thinning lately, but rather - becoming denser, but that is a completely different less funny story.